Tonight was the Annual Cookie Exchange Party that Tina, Jenny & Shelley host every year!! This year for my WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT, I made this CUSTOM DESIGNED JOCK STRAP!! I wanted to 'Bedazzle' something, so I figured, "why not a Jock Strap?"! Before I left party I had three people interested in purchasing one!!! Maybe there's money to be made in the Bedazzled Jock Strap Industry!! I wonder if I could, like, sell them at Wal-greens or something...even better, maybe I could sell them with my balls! -CAKE BALLS PEOPLE!! ya know, buy 20 balls and get a bedazzled Jock Strap for 2.99 (3.99 for XL)! Tina wants one that looks like a Santa Hat...
I hadn't told anyone what I had brought and I tell ya, I was DIEING when Julie picked my gift!! Quiet, Reserved, Mature Julie!! I had to yell for her to hold it up b/c I was pretty sure she was gonna put it back in the bag and throw it across the room!! {Julie and I work together in Nursery and I just love her to death!!}
Sarah ended up stealing it from her and took it home with a smile on her face!!! She and her family are moving to Italy soon, with the Air Force, so we determined that this Jock will soon be an International Jock! What a full life, exciting life it will live!! I hope it doesn't lose any of it's stars during it's travels.
Allyson got Jenny's gift...a 2009 Swimsuit Calender! The swimsuit model: Jenny!! I should've gotten some snapshots of Jenny in her bathing suit...riding a quad..on the slide...reading a huge book on the stairwell (?)...Jenny, I think you should go National with it!! Let's go into business together...A calender of you & Jim..You in your swimsuit, Jim in a bedazzled Jock Strap...eating cake balls by the pool, eating cake balls on your quad, eating balls while sliding down the slide (although we'd probably have to put baby powder on the slide for Jim!) or while reading big books on the stairs!!!! We'd totally make a killin' selling them at Wal-greens!!
Here's a little sample of the Calender!! I'm not sure what month this is, but I'm guessing one of the cooler months, b/c she's able to pose on the slide w/o it burning her tush!
Jenny laughing and taking pictures of Allyson's expression as she opens it. I laughed so hard that my throat was hurting and my ab's were sore! Awesome gift Jenn!!!
Natalie got Tina's gift..she didn't quite know what to think of it at first! It was a T-shirt with one of Shelley's high school pictures on it. Shelley didn't know about it which really made it funny. Here's Tina laughing at Shelley's expression when she realized what was on the shirt! Brea was sitting beside me yelling, Tiff, take a picture of Tina! Take a picture of Natalie! OOO look at Shelley!!! Get a picture! Get a picture!! It was all so crazy and absolutely hilarious!!....When it was all said and done, I failed in getting a picture of Shelley's reaction! It was a great night out!!! And it was great timing-I've been stuck home with a sick baby pretty much all week, except for today to go get my 'jock supplies' and medicine! Thanks T,S & J and everyone who showed up!!! It was another great Cookie Party --great food and great company!!!!!
*****One thing missing this year was Lindsay and the infamous PURPLE SCRUNCH ONE-SIZE FITS ALL SHIRT!!****
16 comments:
You guys are a riot! My how that party has evolved over the years. I remember the first year Tina had it and someone made a "brief case" out of HUGE ladies undies. It was a crack up. How fun!
Could you do me a favor and pass my email address on to Jenni Norris. I want to keep in touch with her!
tracismith26@gmail.com
That is your funniest post yet!!! I want that Jock strap with my next order of balls.
OH MY GOSH!!! I was cracking up!! How fun. I wish Sam would have gotten home sooner....sounds like I missed a great time. :)
TIFFANY! What kind of girls is my sister hanging out with??!! Just kiddin'...looks like LOADS of fun. We went to Rob's work party last night and the white elephant game wasn't nearly the exciting :)
Oh my gosh!! You are hysterical!! My husband was sitting behind me going Trace...what is that? I think he wants one!! Hahahaha How fun!! I'm going to go get my balls from Dawns! I can't wait to taste them!!
NO COMMENT............HA-HA!! THAT IS QUITE FUNNY, JK!!!! HEY, CHECK OUT MY BLOG, I HAVE NEW THINGS POSTED UP THERE :)
well don't you guys throw a crazy party?!? goodness i don't know the last time i was at a white elephant exchange like THAT. You guys are too fun! Can't wait to come down!
Funny! You ladies are quite creative!!!
I have to say I didn't expect that first picture. Y'all are too crazy. I want to start a party like that out here! I love the calendar and t-shirt ideas!
You didn't think to bring 2 cameras? 1 for each hand?!
No, Kenny doesn't have a blog. They need one. Jessica has one for her cakes. Y'all can always comment on there for her to start a blog. (There's a link on my blog. -Mud Pies and Daisies)
Yeah, I knew we were related. Keep up with the times, girl! ;o)
I can't stop laughing!! I'm missing all the fun!!! But I have no idea what purple shirt you are talking about. I missed last years party too cause I was on bed rest. But now I'm totally interested in this purple shirt!! I can't wait to come back and play you all again!
Hi Tiffany
Looks like y'all had fun! I wanted to send you our Christmas card could you email me or leave it on my blog. THanks
...OK...WHO ENDED UP WITH THE PURPLE SHIRT LAST YEAR??????? Brea and I thought it Lindz, but I guess not...WHO HAS THE PURPLE SHIRT???
In all seriousness, I bet if you posted some of these jock straps for sell they would!! Chad almost choked! Yall are too much!
P.S. Thanks for the regular posting on my blog!
So, did Marty have to model the jock-strap?? hahaha
Yeah, but he wouldn't let me post those pictures:) haha
This was seriously so funny!!! What a fun night.
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